Celebrated media personality Jeff Koinange recently had listeners in fits of laughter during a lively segment on his radio show.
From his take on leftover ugali to showering habits, Jeff’s candid confessions about his seemingly luxurious upbringing offered plenty of entertainment and sparked a spirited online conversation.
Leftover Ugali? “That’s for Dogs!”
One of the standout moments came when Jeff was asked if he had ever eaten cold ugali for breakfast—a common practice in many Kenyan households. His response? A hearty laugh and the quip:
“Ugali ya jana unapatia mbwa. Zikule zifurahi!”
(Leftover ugali is for dogs. Give it to them so they can be happy!)
This comment triggered a wave of reactions, with some Kenyans poking fun at Jeff’s perceived privilege while others shared fond memories of their own childhood breakfasts featuring cold ugali paired with tea.
“Basin Showers? What Are Those?”
The hilarity didn’t stop there. Jeff’s co-host asked if he had ever showered using a basin, a practice common in many Kenyan households. The media veteran, baffled by the idea, exclaimed:
“Basin? Kwa nini? Na sabuni unaweka lini?”
(A basin? Why? And when do you apply the soap?)
His confusion painted a vivid picture of a life far removed from the everyday experiences of many Kenyans, further solidifying his reputation as someone accustomed to a more privileged lifestyle.
Outdoor Tooth-Brushing? Not a Chance!
The segment also touched on another familiar Kenyan practice: brushing teeth outdoors with a cup of water. Jeff, true to form, reacted with bewilderment, asking, “Why brush nje?” (Why brush outside?)
This sparked yet another round of laughter, with listeners contrasting their daily routines with Jeff’s seemingly sheltered experiences.
Viral Moments and Online Debate
Jeff’s lighthearted revelations quickly went viral, igniting an online debate about cultural practices and the simplicity of everyday Kenyan life. While some found his comments amusing, others used the opportunity to reflect on the importance of simple joys and shared cultural experiences, like enjoying cold ugali for breakfast.
“Jeff is proof that privilege is a real thing,” one user joked on Twitter, while another chimed in, “Leftover ugali tastes better than freshly made ugali sometimes!”
A Glimpse into Jeff’s Privileged Upbringing
Jeff’s reactions also provided insight into his affluent upbringing. In his memoir, he revealed that by age 19, he was earning $400 a week—equivalent to over KSh 40,000 monthly at the time. This level of financial independence at a young age perhaps explains why everyday practices like basin showers and leftover meals are so foreign to him.
